Rants

Moonpig

I’m pretty whacked out on cold and flu medication and had to check my tea wasn’t laced with crack when i saw this awful awful tv commercial. Seriously how many retards did it take to come up with Moonpig thinking it would be a great company name? and i pity the marketers who took the job on…

Budget airline

So annoyed with the additional charges that pile on at checkout…

£18 to check in a bag
£6 to check in at the counter (online check-in is not possible for non EU citizens)
£4 to pay via debit card (extra to use a credit card)

These are for return flights but it stings. Also daft is that travel insurance is chosen a default, a few unwitting clicks and you end up with an expensive and unwanted insurance policy. The whole unseated tickets and having to pay for snacks on board is so tedious…

f**k it all to hell!

nope doesn’t feel any better out than in…

as you were.

Carbon. Offset. How?

It’s been unseasonably mild lately, an arctic wind is meant to soon change that but the lack of snow in the Alps must mean something is awry. People joke about how the UK would be alright if the the weather turned… Read more…

Rush hour pedicure

A woman was on the train this morning cutting her toe nails. It was socks and shoes off and nail clippings flying about, an entirely unsavoury affair. The thought of the sound makes my hairs stand on end. People were watching as she went about completely oblivious to the disgracefulness of her actions.

The guy next to her must have nearly had an eye taken out and had some stern words. I think her response was “i have to do this” she was probably right they were kind of long and manky. Personal hygeine? just that, best kept private and off the morning tube…